Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

Doof

When you push a fart and poop comes out

I'll Doof on your face if you keep being a dick

by Kid la thin July 31, 2016

doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof

Another word for a vape

Bro can I have rip of your doof?

Let me schpank your doof

by Schpank August 31, 2021

Doof

Penis flatulence. Like a "queef", air enters the shaft of the penis and is trapped until being forced out causing a pocket of air to be released.

I doofed in my girl friends mouth when she was giving me head.

by Axderka December 4, 2010

doof

a cute idiot

aww you are such a doof

by redmohwak April 25, 2017