Okey Dokey Artichokey

A derivation of goodbye. Usually used after, "See you later alligator!"

CAUTION: Do not use with great frequency, for fear of looking like a big idiot.

X: I'm going to get the hell outta here.
Y: Okey dokey artichokey!
X: WHAT?

by Suave, Rico December 2, 2004

nu-nu doinker

Any small facinating nipple-like object that you can enjoy, play with, fondle or adjust, and get personal satisfaction.

The nu-nu doinkers in the hot tub were spraying out hot and pulsating water. -OR- The television signal was not too good so after I twiddled several nu-nu doinkers the reception was perfect.

by Matthew Walker April 26, 2006

diked

shortened way to say 'dick head' great if you don't pronounce your h's.

ur such a diked mert!!!!

by Jennifer kk June 15, 2008

dike

Misspelling of the word dyke. A woman who's sexual orientation is focused on the same gender.

"No I won't go out with you, I'm a dike!"
"Mrs. Jennings is such a dike!"

by sushiman09 September 23, 2005

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

daikenkai

The song that overthrew Afronova as the most overplayed song on ddr. Traditionally, goth kids or younger DDR players swarm into arcades, and immediately pick this song. ALWAYS on Standard, since they never progress past this skill level.

While Daikenkai is abyssmally bad on DDR, it's quite fun on Beatmania. And the lyrics, when translated to English, are the best engrish I've seen for some time.

n00b: ok i get 1st pic i pick teh song taht begins with 'D'....daikai-something. i liek it becuz it sounds like Linkin Park. ANGST
Me: No. *quickly changes song to Gamelan de Couple*

by ONI-UNIT November 15, 2004

dike master flex

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008