The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
by Clonkerino June 14, 2020
Get the Divorced Oldmug. (n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.
"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."
"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
by Zack J. June 2, 2016
Get the divorce bikemug. A unique bag that every joint-custody kid owns, used to pack up your clothes and stuff to go by Dad’s house for the weekend.
“What’s that cool bag over there?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”
by NZyeribop October 30, 2021
Get the divorce bagmug. The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs
by wyrick May 19, 2011
Get the divorce weightmug. Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?
Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
by Covite November 28, 2011
Get the redneck divorcemug. by Hugeau April 15, 2019
Get the happily divorcedmug. running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing
person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
by samhannach October 30, 2013
Get the velvet divorcemug.