Distenglished

When someone reaches a level where they are distinguished enough to be compared to the English; therefore making them distenglished.

Person: Look at Peter wearing that monacle! All he needs is a cup of tea and he'll be distenglished!

by Yupperdoodlecakes October 25, 2014

Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

by Dirtypoker August 4, 2016

dusted fries

When an old man ejaculates on your fries.

Could I have a side of dusted fries with that burger?

by ElWaheeey328 May 11, 2017

Dusted

Dusted to kick someone's ass or if you hurt yourselfers

Don't make me dust you

damn he got Dusted falling off his skateboard

by FROGNUTZ June 11, 2017

Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

by LonePollux October 23, 2017

distentcity

The act of being distant emotionally.

She was practicing her "distentcity" to obtain his attention.

by R2CUL8_1 February 9, 2018

dusted

bizarre; reminiscent of th feelings induced by doing angel dust

"That movie Hausu was dusted, dude" "Sarianna's boyfriend went on a dusted rant @ th party last night... I think he was on PCP"

by MySarijuana July 23, 2018