disturbed

disturbed is the most awsome nu metal band in the freeking world
if u hate em say i to saiten for me
meaning your going to hell and ill see you there
so like it or die!

they kick the crap out of that peice of crap band SOAD
so disturbed forever and screw system of a down!

by The Black Rose August 30, 2006

Disturbed

A band often considered to be the greatest metal band of all time, whose fans are nothing more than mindless teenagers who have yet to witness true thrash metal. The band is best known for their hit single Sickness, featuring constant screaming and mating calls similar to that of a chimpanzee. Although they are a decent metal band, rabid fans do need to realize that Disturbed is not as god-like as they think them to be.

The Disturbed concert had killer muisc, but the lyrics leave much to be desired.

by Skitzo June 12, 2004

Disturbed

Disturbed is a parent-approved cock-rock band. When teenage assholes listen to Disturbed, it makes them feel alright about how they don't do anything with their lives and are essentially a drain on society, because the lyrics in Distrubed songs are trite, overused, meaningless, and end up offering more problems than solutions. For this reason, every self-respecting, able-bodied individual should make it their life's work to systematically deconstruct Disturbed's presence in the mainstream media, and to point out the hypocrisy and irrelevance of Disturbed whenever possible (especially when conversing with Distrubed fans.)
People that like Disturbed also typically enjoy the following musical abortions:

Breaking Benjamin
Staind
Shinedown
Avenged Sevenfold
Nickelback
Creed
The Used
Escape the Fate
Etc...

"Hey, I've got tickets to the Disturbed concert. Wanna come with me?"

"Geez, I would, but as it turns out, I'm cutting my nose off with a rusty old razor blade that day. Sorry..."

by Nathan090590 August 11, 2009

Disturbed

A shitty band with mediocre music and horrid vocals. Together with Nickelback, they are creating a genre of music where all the songs sound exactly the same. Possible the worst band in existence and should be pummeled to death with their own albums for tricking 13 year olds into listening to their music.

Misled youth: Hey man, do you listen to Disturbed?

Music fan: Yeah...when I was in middle school.

by Dick Pance June 27, 2008

disturbing

being interrupted when you're trying to masturbate.

You know when you're trying to 'sturb, and your cat is staring at you? It's disturbing.

by elliusoopius December 14, 2010

Disturbed Lemon

The act of forcefully inserting pieces of lemon up ones vagina.

Me: I heard Teena has a puckering pussy.
Your Mom: Yeah, I gave her a disturbed lemon.

by TelaTequeefta October 29, 2012

Disturbed

The space that's in between insane and insecure.

Dearly beloved, are you listening?

I can't remember a word that you were saying.

Are we demented or am I disturbed?

The space that's in between insane and insecure.

by The St. Jimmy October 31, 2010