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fat finger discount

buying stocks at bargain prices after a moronic trader types a "b" instead of an "m" in a sell order for a million shares causing the stock market to drop 1000 pts in a matter of minutes.
Friend: Dude, you see the market dropped 1000 pts in 15 minutes today?!

Me: Yeah man, I got a nice fat finger discount on some Accenture ADRs at a penny a share.
by helltrader May 10, 2010
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Senior Discount

Bang an old lady, and then steal all her money.
I bought a merkin with the money i saved from the senior discount
by tubbs October 16, 2004
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DD's Discount

A ghetto ass clothing store.The things there are usually cheap and poor quality.It is basically the ghetto version of Ross.The stores look very similar but it's far more messy.This store sort of is ghetto fabulous

Wow, this place is Ghetto! Notice the capital G!. How many times to I have to say it! The racks of clothes are overstuffed, the people (both employees and shoppers) are crude and the clothes fall apart after the 1st wash. Oh and did I forget the lines? The lines are always long and torturous because you are always forced to watch some uncivilized parent belittle their child while talking on their cell phone about the 40's they will be drinking that night.

If you are looking for manners and well made clothing...drive far far away from this place and fast!
Dé'Quondé:"Eh yo,we's bouts to go to dd's discounts to get that baby phat.You wanna come?

Chelsea:"Hell NO,i'm not setting my foot in that ghetto ass store and lower myself.How embarassing!The floor is dirty and it smells like piss"
by TotallyNOTghetto August 25, 2009
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homie discount

a discount when buying drugs from a friend for a discounted price then from someone you don't know
Guy: Hey man! Can I have some drugs?
Friend: Yeah, mahn I'll even give you a homie discount.
Guy Alright!
by poopy diaper pants December 1, 2011
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Pretty boy swag discount

Noun-
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
Hey can I get the pretty boy swag discount on this pair of jeans?
by tyga2990 August 21, 2010
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5 finger discount

1)
When you know you have a bad hooker.

If you can fit all five fingers in, its gonna be a bad night, so you get a discount.
2)
When you jack some shit from a store, or see someone else jackin shit from a store. ( because you pick it up with five fingers and run like hell)
(guy 1 )Damn i had the worst sex ever, i got the 5 finger discount.
(guy 2 ) *laughing* hahahaa well i fucked your mother, and got it too.
(guy 3) thats fucking disgusting

Look at that stupid mother fucker! He just got a 5 finger discount, and ran right into a cop.
Yo nigga, im workin as a stock boy so i can get the 5 finger discount when ever i want.
by Gangsta Stoner January 30, 2008
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Five Finger Discount

The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.
Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike
by The Ammunition Magician March 18, 2010
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