Disney Boner

When someone is so Disneyhorny that it becomes noticeable. If the person has too big of Disney Boner it can become embarrassing, since they should probably not love Disneyland as an adult.
I have the biggest Disney Boner right now. I hope no one sees it.
by angstd April 17, 2009
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Disney Channel

The worst television channel in the world. Here is how to Disney writers make a new television show:
1. instead of using your creativity use the simple plot line: Teenager(yes teenager) looks normal but has a secret : She is actually a (insert profession, mythical creature, or other thing).

2. Put some humorless, cheesy jokes into the script. Don't worry about them being funny, just add the background laughing
3. Cast the most prettiest, skinniest girl you can find. Acting talent not required because all they need to do is act funny. Singing talent can be needed, but more than likely you should just edit their voice
4. Shoot the show, but don't worry about reshooting. Plus: just make cardboard sets rather than actually spend money going to a place
5. ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE! One major thing to do is make the audience think that the main characteris like everybody else, but she isn't
6. Then make as much products as you can. Pencils, dolls(a must), bed-sheets, anything you can get your hands on. If your show gets a lot of viewers then you can make movies(should do a musical because Musicals are easy to write and easy to market)
7. Repeat cycle for next show
*On the next episode of Lucy and the Country rednecks on Disney channel*
Disney actress: Oh my jizzle, Todd has a pig. No wonder he was all hoggish

Studio audience: Hahahahhahahahahahhawhahahhahahahahh
Teen viewer: Why the hell was funny?
by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009
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Disney channel

The WORST channel on tv.People who likes that channel are often 8-15 years old and is very annoying.Hannah Montana is the worst show on disney channel.
Annoyingdisneyfan1:OMG did u see that new episode of zack and cody on disney channel?

Annoyingdisneyfan2:Yeah it waz so funny!!!1!!!

boy:You people should watch real stuff on tv.
by Sonicfan88 December 28, 2008
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disney daze

noun. A look of awe on a person/childs face while they are wandering through Disney World or Disneyland. The state of bewilderment associated with choosing the next ride, shop, attraction, or venue to visit at an amusement park.
It's Camron's first visit to Disneyland. He's got the disney daze.
by Youknowyadayada October 02, 2009
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Disney Rock

Disney Rock or for short "D-Rock" is:

1) A genre of Rock which shouldn't be considered rock in the first place. The genre originated to distinguish the difference between "rock", "pop rock" and Disney bands such as the Jonas Brothers. D-rock can often be heard from Disney bands or on Disney channel with movies such as Camp Rock.

2) Music that will likely hurt your ears; An insult to rock and any rock fans. The "D" is also known to stand for "Disgraceful".
1) I hate Disney Rock almost as much as I hate D-Rap.

2) Ever since I listened to that D-Rock song "Burnin' Up", my ears have been bleeding.
by Putter, H. August 01, 2008
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disney Channel

Person 1: I'm tired of Fox and its cancled shows!
Person 2:What about Disney Channel?
Person 1: Same differnce....
by evilmuffin July 19, 2005
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watch disney

Colloquial slang for copulating. Because no one really likes Disney that much, but the movies are just the right length.
Adam: "Hey do you wanna go watch disney?"
Chi Chi: "Yeah, Mulan's my fave, do you have a rubber?"
Adam: "Watching Disney blows my mind."
by Adam Proctor November 29, 2007
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