Disaster Bi

Me.

Bitch look at her, she’s such a disaster bi.

by Weird Hooman January 9, 2021

Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.

God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!

by Singadu September 26, 2018

Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination

"Sam Johnson is such a disaster gay, she painted her face with acrylic paint and it stained her skin."

by Saphhire September 28, 2018

disasterbation

The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.

"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"

by electra fidelis April 12, 2009

Disasterbation

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011

disastard

Equal parts disaster, bastard, and retard.

George Bush is a disastard.

by Kelly The Dog January 2, 2009

disaster RADio

One who shakes it like a polaroid picture.

"Girl, you so disaster RADio, it's offa da scale!"

by Buttmaster Butt May 2, 2004