ding dong

A Hostess brand cake; OR, Shitting on someone's chest, smashing it down to form a round cake-like shape, then jizzing on it to create the curly frosting.
Jourdyn- "hey baby, wanna give me a ding dong tonight?'
Joe- "Only if you'll eat it this time!"
by Jourdyn!! September 28, 2009
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Ding dong bitch

A girl who has promised you that she will become your girlfriend or has led you to believe she will give you sexual favors but does not.

The girl is referred to as the 'bitch' and her act of Jewing you out of sexual promises represents the game 'ding dong ditch' like she rang your doorbell but isn't at the door.
"Dude, did you hook up with that one chick that said wanted your dick more than air?"

"Nah dude. She's a real ding dong bitch."
by Ouzts12 January 02, 2010
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Ding Dong Dome

n. The act of receiving fellatio from a whore (possibly a fatty) and then ditching her immediately after you bust the nut by sneaking through the window (or nearest exit) while her back is turned.
1. I confused the fuck out of that bitch when I pulled the old Ding Dong Dome on her dumb ass.

2. I was not trying to fuck that fatty nor was I trying to sleep there; I'm glad I knew how to Ding Dong Dome. WHEW!
by =>mittens<= May 01, 2009
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Shamalama Ding-Dong

A phrase meaning a very, VERY hot/sexy person. Shamalama is just a hot person- Shamalama Ding-Dong is better than Shamalama.
Did you see that guy who just walked past? OoO Shamalama DING-Dong!
by JandalScandal April 24, 2009
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ding dong ditch

I stuck it in her ding dong ditch last night
by JackBadass April 12, 2010
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ding dong ditch

when doosh bags come around in the middle of the night thinking they are cool. They knock on your door and hide so when the person answers the door to see no one there they can laugh.
i hate when people ding dong ditch
by granbychampion July 06, 2009
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ding dong ditch

When a woman has close encounters or sex with a man and then runs away.
"Dude, i just got ding dong ditched yesterday, I'm kind of embarrassed.
by Crispy Cream April 25, 2009
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