Diagas

A cool person.

You are so Diagas!

by Miyog September 28, 2003

diageo

some one who does mad and crazy things, often when drinking and is hillarious

diageo (guinness) made ads in ireland asking people to drink sensibly - hence someone named diageo does the exact opposite

Diageo - some one who take off his shoe, pours their drink into the shoe and then drinks from the shoe

by johnny collins January 14, 2008

Fake Diagnosis

A fake diagnosis is a diagnosis given to a group of normal people who display unwanted behaviors. To gain public acceptance, the diagnosis is approved by the official psychiatric associations and supported by government and the medical establishment. Children in public schools are the most common victms.

Jimmy got removed from the class for objecting to being forced to sit in a room listening to pointless information. The authorities say he has autism and adhd. But we know that’s just a fake diagnosis.

by WHO watches Docs October 22, 2018

diagonal

When double dating, the person you are not directly involved with.

I dunno whether to say she's my girl's friend, or my friend's girl. She's my diagonal.

by WADK December 12, 2007

Diajhez

A girl who is a hoe. She like big things in her mouth.
She will open her legs to any guy.

Boy-"She slept with me, my brother, and my cousin.
Girl-"Wow, she must be a Diajhez."

by Glen Coco. August 10, 2009

diagonist

One who walks diagonally in a slow manner across the street or parking lot (or any pathway) so as to take the longest possible route, delaying traffic in the process.

Boss: "Why are you so late!?"

Me: "There was a diagonist on 3rd St."

by Veuxdeux April 20, 2022

Diagon Alley

n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.

- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."

by acwing December 31, 2008