desk rat

Someone who always works at their desk/is chained to their desk.

Look at Bob over there, he's such a desk rat he'll never come have lunch with us.

by Wizardlizard3 May 19, 2017

desk booty

when you have been at your desk so long that your ass hurts.so you have to quit working - and play Afroman.

... it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you've been there way too long - so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the Urban dictionary productive - so you may as well give it up, and play the Afroman Classic, "because I got high", just for a chuckle to remind you you've done enough for one day!

I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.

The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!

Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out

by Coop Keeper November 16, 2013

Desk Spoon

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.

That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.

by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023

Desk Chat

Talking to people at school that you only know because they sit there another time during the day.

Writing a question on a desk and having someone else answer it is considered desk chat.

Meeting the person in real life and using desk chat is a less common way to do it, but is still used sometimes.

Person 1: "Hey man, some girl just gave me her number through desk chat"

Person 2: "Seriously? have you even met her?"

Person 1: "Nope"

by hyperman April 5, 2009

Desk Rabbit

Someone who is said to hide under desks, in the workplace, whilst people are working, in order to look up women's skirts.

"LLOYD YOU DESK RABBIT! GET OUT FROM UNDER MY DESK!"

by Catface's April 18, 2009

desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Desk pump

To randomly shoot the ceiling (With a pistol) while sitting at your desk at work.

I DID MY FIRST DESK PUMP!

by TheZarz July 20, 2010