Desk nest 

When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk

"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"

"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."

Desk nest by ancientostrich September 22, 2015

desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.

"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"

desk lint by therealJakeLemon July 7, 2016

desk-flowers 

Floral arrangements proudly displayed on workplace desks
and gushed over by all.

Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.

desk-flowers by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016

Desk Liquor 

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.

Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.

Desk Liquor by The_Sunn May 19, 2017

desk chocolate 

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

desk chocolate by 4ditor March 5, 2018

Desk Troll 

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

Desk Troll by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

Desk President

In a desk group at school you vote for the president vice president and caretaker/maid. A desk president makes all final decisions of the desk group.

Hes the Desk president?? I dont agree with that!

Desk President by IM THE CARETAKER April 24, 2019