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dusche bagglery

Dusche Bagglery is the plurl or present progressive for actions which can be described as "duschey" or "dusche bag."
I cannot take your B.S. or your rampid "dusche bagglery" any longer...
or
That is "dusche bagglery."
by Ryan Clink October 4, 2008
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this is deusche

Phrase used to convey boredom, frustration, or general apathy about a situation or place.
Two guys go to a club, only to find that there are hardly any females and tons of guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, this is a fucking sausauge fest.

Guy #2 : Yeah. This is deusche. I'm out.
by blackholepcs July 10, 2009
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deucheberg

Noun
1. A slang version of deuchebag. However, this word is meant as a joking phrase rather than an insult.

2. A deuche-like person the size of an iceberg.
Cody, you're such a deucheberg.
by Mark Hoffarth April 22, 2006
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Zooey Deschanel

Her full name is Zooey Claire Deschanel, and she was born on January 17th, 1980 in Los Angeles, California. She starred in several movies, such as "500 Days of Summer," "Yes Man," and "Elf." She is a semi-decent, but mainly overrated actress who likes to think of herself as some type of hipster.
Best known for her mediocre acting ability, 1960s haircut, large nose, rather nonexistant chest and booty, tree trunk legs, and nasally voice.
A: "Who is hotter, Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel?"
B: "Katy Perry all the way! Zooey doesn't have much of a body and she's kind of annoying! Katy on the other hand is very attractive and can sing well!"

A: "Who's this Zooey Deschanel chick?"
B: "She's kind of a less-hot, Birkenstock wearing version of Katy Perry."
A: "Oh."
by Emmett695 February 29, 2012
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Doscher

The most self centered, cocky son of a bitch. To say the least,
a Doscher is a guy who is commonly obsessed with himself.
Girl 1: "Did you see that guy fixing his hair?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, he cares to much about his looks."

Girl 1: "He's such a Doscher."
by doscherisgay. September 9, 2009
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denched

To be touched in a manner that is wholly inappropriate or uncomfortable, much like the incident in the film, Notes on a Scandal, wherein Dench's older lesbian character takes Cate Blanchett's arm and strokes it repeatedly and says, "Good girl."
You've been denched!!
by Denchy McDencherson February 7, 2007
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Duschebags

duschebags : dush-e-bags From the german word dusche meaning 'to have a shower.' A premade "shower bag" that you quickly throw over your head. Complete with powder shampoo, conditioner, and don't forget..soap. Perfect for those days when, well, ya just smell like shit.
"Fuck it man, just hand me one of those duschebags, I aint gettin up."
by kelseydakilla November 29, 2012
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