Duschebags

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duschebags : dush-e-bags From the german word dusche meaning 'to have a shower.' A premade "shower bag" that you quickly throw over your head. Complete with powder shampoo, conditioner, and don't forget..soap. Perfect for those days when, well, ya just smell like shit.

"Fuck it man, just hand me one of those duschebags, I aint gettin up."

Duschebags by kelseydakilla November 29, 2012

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narcissistic douchebags

People who find pleasure in being a dick towards other and do nothing positive.

Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.

narcissistic douchebags by Chaz11 March 7, 2016

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stuck up douchebags

May refer to editors of Urban Dictionary that rejects very good definitions for no apparent reason other than being stuck up and douchebags.

"I just received an email from UD. They rejected my definition which was innovative, funny, and way better than most of the junk found on this site!"

"Really ? What a bunch of stuck up douchebags!"

stuck up douchebags by rallysport December 28, 2011

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Hardy of Douchebags

A collective term for 2 or more people sporting Ed Hardy clothing, which automatically classifies them as douchebags, hanging out together.

Made popular by "Five Hundy By Midnight", the Original Las Vegas Podcast.

That obnoxious drunken hollering is coming from that Hardy of Douchebags.

Hardy of Douchebags by Tom in SoCal July 14, 2011

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Douchebags in the mist

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.

Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.

Douchebags in the mist by condoman September 29, 2008

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King of All Douchebags

Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher is the "King of All Douchebags."

King of All Douchebags by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009

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Insufferable Douchebags

A term used to describe a circle of friends that somehow get on your nerves. Used by stuck-up people who range from teacher's pets to just people that are way to smart.

"You guys are all insufferable douchebags"- Amanda

Insufferable Douchebags by Attila97 March 5, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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