Denver

Dope City of around 566,000 people (as of 2006) very segregated (Latins in the West, Blacks in the East/North East, White in the South and all around the burbs)known for the Denver Omlet, John Elway and is also where DJ Quik got his head cracked for talking sideways about a couple of gang bangers. He then went on to create that song dissing Denver. He squashed the beef though he comes to the city now and shows love. Lil Wayne and Juelz Santanna also dissed Denver after Juelz got robbed for his chain... The people are annoying as hell, stuck up, and narrow minded but some are nice as well. We have our share of good places (Washington Park, Cherry Creek, Hilltop) and bad places (Five Points, Park Hill, East Colfax, Montbello) but its just like any city in America...with the exception of all the bizzarre murders and school shootings

Denver where IM AT
BRUH DENVERs where Im at!
where u still a mile high when u steppin off the JET!

by Petey Tumz April 20, 2008

Denver Dippin Dots

This requires a condom to work properly and is best done on a girl that you will likely never see again/are not in a relationship with. You must carry out your preferred sex act with a woman, ejaculating in the condom. Save the condom until the girl falls asleep, and then pinch the open end of the condom closed. Hold it over her face and drop individual spots of semen on her face. This is sure to be a nasty surprise when she wakes up.

Jenny: So, the guy I was with last night gave me the Denver Dippin Dots!
Katie: That sucks! That's why you leave after you give someone a quickie!

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

Denver

Nicknamed Mile High City for being exactly 5280 feet above sea level. It's a typical midwestern city with mountains. A lot of wanna-be gangsta's pretend Denver's hard and die for a street they never heard of. Even DJ Quik noted how Denver wants to be like Compton. It's full of mile high snobs and mountain hicks who think Burt Reynold jeans are always in style. It's also home to the stockyards show and rodeo's. Denver makes Dallas look like Miami. Crumbling roads, cracked windshields, constant brown clouds, people drive like they are in a funeral escort, more SUV's per capita than any other state, overpriced housing, asshole cops, speed traps everywhere, snow storms that shut the backwards city down, stuck up rude snobs, define Denver.

"I don't think they know, they too crazy for their own good
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"

"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches

Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>

by Salvacia December 9, 2008

denver chilliburger

when a couple scissor fuck while taking a shit on each other thus creating a denver chilliburger.

yo i went to your house looking for you and i walked in on your mom doing the denver chilliburger with the maid.

by lone master January 28, 2009

Denver Dugout

The act of extracting Rocky Mountain Oysters from one's anus with a finger and a little help from the sphincter muscle (depending on how big they are and how tight the anus is).

"You know sweetie, we should take some of these Rocky Mountain Oysters home so we can do a Denver Dugout."

"What's that involve pumpkin?"

"It's a surprise, trust me, you'll like it."

by SubZeroOne May 8, 2010

denver donut

the act of sucking the shit out of someones puckering asshole, and eating it and vomiting it back up and jacking off with the vomit, after jacking off, the mixer of semen and regurgitated shit is poured into a cup, and dumped all over a baby.

i gave that bitch a denver donut!

by joejoetitfuck November 6, 2007

Denveritis

adj. (den-ver-eye-tiss)

1. A person who looks like they have a Denver face.

2. Having a nice body, and a not so nice face.

That chick would be a 10... if her face wasn't covered in Denveritis.

by RussBlake November 4, 2008