Democrat

Stuck up snobs who are extremely corrupt. They favor big corporate companies and monopolies that only wealthy people can actually afford without going into debt. Arguably just as bad as Adolf Hitler. They want to control every aspect of your life, and will do so if they get the chance. Very evil people.
Guy 1: Did you hear? Gerald is a democrat!
Guy 2: That fucking scumbag! He knows that we are part of a small business and we will be demolished by bigger companies!
Girl 1: Like, I have to tell, like, all my friends about this.
Girl 2: Gerald is no better than that one homicidal fascist leader! We should sabotage his personal life!
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Democrat

1. 180 or so year-old American political party. It has, throughout its time, either supported, or had representatives which supported, gay marriage, abortion, the war with Iraq, American involvement in the Vietnam War, slavery, ignorance to national racism and discrimination, etc.

2. People who vote for the Democratic Party. They tend to know little about politics, and are led by their noses by buzzwords and propaganda, and a slight yearning to do whats "right", which includes taking the life away from something that, 99% of the time (the other 1% is a cushion saved for stillborns), is going, and I mean going, to be be a human, even with safe haven laws present in about 45 states.
-Andrew Johnson
-Lyndon B Johnson
-John Kerry

"Democrat, Republican...why am I repeating myself?"

"Why did you vote for John Kerry?"
"Because he's not George Bush."
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Democrat

People who support high taxes, terrorism, hate the Constitution, and are ignorant to facts and evidence directly in front of their face and also love to say that facism is far right. They also hate things like religion and say that just about everything is racist.
Democrat: God, Trump is such a racist and it's proven that he's a criminal
Normal Human Being: God you are such a democrat, there's litterly no proof of him being a criminal, and not liking illegals doesn't mean he's racist.
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Democratism

Charactoristics of being a Dem.
Usually used when one is not very fond of all Democratic views.

Promoting (one or more):
Pro-Choice
Helping the homeless
National Healthcare
Stem Cell Research
Volunteering
Working for the working class
Painting houses for single mothers
Global warming worries
Gay/Lesbian marriage
Erin was showing signs of democratism when she decided that (even though she was totally against it) she needed an abortion so her Conservative parents wouldn't kill her.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 10, 2007
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Democrat

Someone who thinks that the commerce clause, actually means the "Unlimited power to the federal government clause"

Believes that

"To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes" Actually means that the federal government has the right to regulate everything that even comes close to maybe effecting another state economically no matter how remote. Believes that because they have the right to regulate trade BETWEEN states means that they have the right to regulate roads built in States, regulate what you grow in your farms even if its just for private use, and that the clause gives them power to force you to buy insurance because... apparently being alive is participating in interstate commerce.
Democrat:You know have to buy insurance average Joe, whether you want or can afford.
Joe:Wait But im just trying to make my house payments, how am i supposed to afford that, and...wait what in the constitution gives you the right to force me to buy insurance.

Democrat: The commerce clause.
Joe:Wait what? Im not trading things between states, I'm simply living here in California, I haven't ever sold anything in any other state, heck I dont even own a business, how am i affecting interstate commerce.
Democrat: Your alive, that means that your effecting the United States economy and we have a right to control everything you do thanks to the Unlimited power...I mean commerce clause.
Joe:...
Democrat:Make sense.
Joe: Theres no way you really believe that.
Democrat:If it gets us by in the Supreme court, I dont give a crap.
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Democrat

Political assholes that live to screw up lives of successful people and make America suck in foreign policy.
Dude, you're a Democrat which means you're an asshole and I suggest you go fuck yourself.
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Democrat

1. A person that expects the black population to warship them if they run for president or govenener for "ending slavery". When in reality it was there party that wanted slavery to stay and it was the Republican party that wanted it to end.

2. A person with no job that demands that he/she gets paid money

3. A supporter of the LGBTQ rights movement

4. A person that has little to no respect for 2nd amendment rights

5. A person that complains about not being rich

6. Someone who labels any riot that wasnt supported by them ( the jan 6 "riot") a insurrection which is a violent uprising against the government.

7. A person who preaches about saving democracy while they have most likely preached about the need for a socialist government.

8. Almost every middle school student

9. A person who supports black people going out in the middle of the night and looting and burning buildings. Incase your a idiot who doesnt know when this happened (because you were to busy watching CNN preaching about the so called "peaceful protesting") go ahead and google 2020 riots and go to images.
Im a Democrat and Im proud
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