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brown eyed deception

This is when your doing a girl in her ass and when ur dick is in her ass she accidentally squeezes a shit white get massed up on your dick. Thus her brown eye decepted you. It is usually an accident not purposely done.
Last Friday I was doing Sherly and I thought she would be a good fuck but all the sudden she gave me a brown eyed deception, man i was pissed.
by Tylerr from vegas May 24, 2007
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decepticon

sexual position
when two girls scissor on top of your penis.
if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.
Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon.

Jordan: you are god.
by ProperHardcore September 18, 2009
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Decepticon

Chronic liar. Someone who habitually lies about their lifestyle, job, sex life, or friends for attention.
"So, I was talking to Dave and he said he was the one who invented the vibrate function on phones. Then he pretended to get a call from Donald Trump and made me pay for the beer. Fucking Decepticon."
by M. Godhammur, J.R. December 23, 2007
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decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape
yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist
by intheface December 8, 2009
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deceptacon

man made woman or woman made man. some parts are transformed.
dudes watch out she's a deceptacon, autobots roll out.
by uchiha elitist January 1, 2010
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decepticlones

A mentally deficient excuse made by Hasbro to implement the superior Beast Machines plotpoint of having hundreds of mindless drones into the junky, worthless TF: Armada story. Decepticlones look horrible compared to the Vehicons... and Lord Megatron (BM) manufactured billions to occupy and police Cybertron... probably millions more than what this poor excuse for a TF villain is using in a video game. The only advantage decepticlones might have is better AI, which is only due to the fact that they made their debut in a video game.
Vehicons rule. Decepticlones suck.
by Nobody April 10, 2004
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Deceptive Creep

A new breed of Creep. Such a form of Creep was not envisaged by the Greek fishermen a couple of centuries ago, when the art of Creeping was in its early stages of development. Such a Creep is widely regarded as the most dangerous type of Creep, as the victim rarely/never knows that they are the subject of the act of Creeping in question. Such Creeping must be monitored if the future of Creeping in general is to be maintained.
Hey, like I may or may not have noticed Louise left her door unlocked earlier so like the Deceptive Creep I am went into her room and Creeped on her diary.
by creepwithoutvoice June 15, 2011
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