dead

you know, what all the Jews did.

"yo dude I'm so fucking dead as a jew"

by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017

Dead

1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber

1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs

by SongGirl August 29, 2013

deadness

when someone either sees a very hot picture of someone or comes accross someone who is highly attractive making them feel a little 'dead' inside

"deadness." she said gawking at shawn mendes bare torso.

by moonlight101345 September 07, 2017

That's a dead

That's a dead means the joke is not funny or the joke has no use or meaning any more

1. Brittany: Hey Sarah I just said to Jessica deez nuts , GOT EEEM!

Sarah: 😑 That's a dead

by That's a dead August 28, 2015

Deaded

Dead mean that u made me laugh or u said something funny

Omg that’s to Funny u deaded me

by Drop lip November 21, 2018

Deaded

When a person cuts communication only after getting a response from a friend or acquaintance. Its not quite bad as ghosting, but is more aggravating because you knew they were around to see the message

I dont think Joelman liked my response to his text. He hasn't messaged me back in days. I think I have been deaded...

by tiffii April 26, 2019

dead on

a dead person's hard on

an open casket was a bad idea. jerry has a dead on.

by deadboners July 11, 2008