Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

Eduardo Dager

A hernia looking creature with an egg head. He can also be called the victim since he is always the victim. He is gay but hasn’t come out of the closet yet. He is probably a slave and has no rights. He is a símbolo patrio and is almost extinct. 1 like = 1 respect

Two fags are looking for more fags and in their path they find the autistic magic of nature

Gabriel J: Omg marulo I found a Eduardo Dager the hernia take a picture of it

Nicolas m(who is also homosexual): Did you know he has mental retardation

Gabriel J: Wow what an outstanding creature

Nicolas M: i know but I’m not ready

by yeetecus June 14, 2018

The Dave Coulier Effect

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.

The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.

by Juldean Schneichek June 29, 2019

Poor Dave

Is a saying for when people feel bad for a nice guy. Or when your boyfriend is really super nice to everyone but you and people always feel bad for him because they look at him like hes the victim

I bet your girlfriend drives you crazy, I dont know how you deal with it, "poor dave"

Omg girl be nice to your boyfriend, poor dave.

by Lmfaotrue January 3, 2021

The Big Dave

The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.

The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave

by Captain Wanker April 7, 2015

Go Get It Dave!

To motivate a friend to commit to an action

Chris: "I'm thinking about growing more crops in my backyard for winter."

Eden: "Go Get It Dave!"

by BradenButter July 24, 2020

dave chappelle

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious

some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006