post-dump nirvana 

The extreme feeling of elation and pleasure of an empty blader following a pleasant dump.

"Dude I'm in post-dump nirvana right now. That dump was so good."

post-dump nirvana by Charles the Elephant October 24, 2011

calendar dump 

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.

The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.

calendar dump by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017

Hollywood Dump 

When one furnishes the toilet seat with loo roll prior to being seated. A matter of hygiene.

I was forced to take a Hollywood dump due to the state of the toilets!

Hollywood Dump by Sleepless_Nights June 10, 2017

Morning dump 

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.

I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!

Morning dump by cpetkunas May 26, 2019

corona dump 

Similar to the turkey dump, occurring during the Covid-19 (aka SARS-COV-2 and Coronavirus) global pandemic where couples who are:

1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or

2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.

Due to social distancing this:

1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or

2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.

Friend: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Friend 2: Ah yeah he got corona dumped

corona dump by AliveAhaFuck March 24, 2020

Weed dump 

A poop that smells strongly of marijuana from eating cannabis edibles the day before.

Rebecca took a weed dump that made the whole office smell like a Grateful Dead concert.

Weed dump by PedroOnFire May 30, 2020

drop some dumpage 

Verb- To poop. Used by Rico in the film Hot Rod to describe the fact that he wanted to poop.

"After i finish slaughtering you in Halo 3, I'm going to drop some dumpage."

drop some dumpage by Eric 47 January 17, 2009