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douche bag 

1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.

2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.

3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.

2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.

3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!

Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!

George: Yuck!
douche bag by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007

Douche Bag 

"hey your a total jonas brother... ya your a douche bag"
Douche Bag by MR. hatesjonases April 4, 2009

Douche bag 

A person who has a tattoo of an anchor on his/her face.
Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face?

Person 2:cuz I hold shit down

Person 1: douche bag
Douche bag by kelstubee December 14, 2010

Douche Bag 

A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"
Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!
Douche Bag by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011

Douche Bag 

A man whos life revolves around Diablo and then gets a hot girlfriend.
Douche Bag by Borg February 28, 2004

douche bag 

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.
-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.
douche bag by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005