Double Decker Blumpkwich

The act of getting a blowjob by two girls while eating a sandwich and taking a dump.

Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

double dave

A double Dave is anything patriotic involving at least two penises.

I was singing God Bless America when my friend and I double Daved this chicks corn-hole.

by David Clarkson March 12, 2008

double downward

the simultaneous act of anal sex between two men

both guys being tops and bottoms at the same time is considered double downward. "yo me and boy just did doulbe downward"

by buttanut November 15, 2010

double-dong

A dildo with a head of a penis on each side, most likely used in lesbian sex acts.

Hey Jen! Tonight can we ride the double dong????? I want to ride that mofo so TIGHT that I want our clits rubbing together!

by Nick Q September 15, 2005

double decker outhouse

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

by double decker loo May 7, 2009

double decker twerk

The action of twerking while on top of someone else who is also twerking. Created by Ian and Anthony of Smosh during their seven hour live-cast for their Food Battle The Video Game fundraiser

Anthony: I'm going to stand on your back and twerk
Ian: Double Decker Twerk! You ain't got S**t on this

by 4evannjafitr360 September 5, 2013

Double Dwarf Mining

When two or more people engage in an act of cunnilingus or analingus on another person. This is usually done in a syncronized sequence, same as a group of dwarves mining a rock .

Yeah, my girlfriend and I were double dwarf mining a girl we met on tinder while drunk .

by Double dwarf January 12, 2020