Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America

Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"

by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010

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doof

When your friends start to act dumb, they become a "doof"

Ex. Sam and Angela need to stop being doofs right now.

by ihatesamandangela August 5, 2014

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Doof

A dick fart. Combination of the words 'dick' and 'poof.'

Man, that guy is such a doof!

by Doofinator May 17, 2014

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doof

a store merchandiser (designer poof)

like a poof, this is a designer "doof", one who likes to fluff pillows and get rug burn on the knees.

by 9876545674321 October 9, 2007

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Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's

That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today

by GazintA December 10, 2012

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