admiral dipshit

a fucking dipshit where the word admiral is added to make him or her sound even more dipshit

thanks you, admiral dipshit i didn't know that the earth was round

by dipshit, dip, bitch, ass, hoe April 22, 2014

jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014

The Dipshit Effect

An effect as valid as the Doppler. Whereby an incredibly stupid person mistakes their own confusion for yours, and lives in a world of self-righteous indignation at your endless capacity to puzzle them.

Omaha, Nebraska is a locus of the Dipshit Effect.

by Overlord0 June 25, 2014

double dipshit

Someone that is twice as dumb as a simple dumb person.

Jim was driving drunk, smoking a joint and texting when he got pulled over? What a double dipshit.

by stooper May 24, 2010

Horizontal Dipshit

When a person is acting extra without an expected cause.

You horizontal dipshit!

by BBilly December 29, 2021

Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept and unaware individual.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, incompetent as ever, and lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.

whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019