dildometry

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

by Ayhch February 12, 2010

Dildoverdose

To Die via an overwhelming abundance of dildos in one's orifices.

Preston has a superhuman tolerance for dildojilar punishment, Therefore he is able to go well beyond the average person's dildoverdose level.

by CuriousXeno February 28, 2011

dildo ass nigga

A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself

Kyle is a dildo ass nigga

by buttlover213 September 25, 2017

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

Dildolder

Dildo holder

Excuse me, have you seen my dildolder? Thank you, please, sorry

by DivaParanoya May 15, 2019

dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.

That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche

by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019

Dildo Faggins

A gay person but with more emphasis

bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins

by autismo1 August 19, 2020