diaper toe

Similar to camel toe and the even more embarrassing rhino toe, diaper toe refers to the bulge in the pants caused by a toddler's diaper.

My niece is so cute but those tight stretch pants she's wearing give her major diaper toe.

by veritas1978 May 2, 2009

Diaperquest

to play an online role playing game (specifically Everquest) while wearing a diaper, in order to not have to leave the computer screen to use the bathroom.

To gain advantages over other guilds, their members diaperquest.

by Slapen November 9, 2011

diaper bitch

Diaper bitch - a male partner, generally a husband, who has been emasculated and whipped by his child-bearing spouse to the point, where the only duty he is allowed to do when it comes to his newly born child is to deal with anything that has to do with disposing and cleaning of its bodily fluids. As he goes around his duties, he is generally heavily criticized for doing everything incorrectly.

Wow, Tom's wife really turned him into a diaper bitch since Tommy Jr. was born. It's pathetic.

by ThinkStupid April 17, 2014

Diaper Spread

Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.

My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.

I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.

I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

poopy diapey

Getting upset, cranky, whiny, bitchy, pouty, sulky, pissy, throwing tantrums or crying like a bitch over stupid things, or when things dont go their way. referring to adults acting like spoiled children that need a changin'. once the insignificant annoyance has given poopy diapey to someone, it will affect thier day and relationships with others, making tham an all around pain in the ass to be around.

GUY #1 is getting killed over and over in an online video game. He is getting uber pissed and whiny about how the internet connection is crap, the controller isnt working, the game must be broken, the tv colour is messed up, the other players have some secret cheat code...the list goes on. GUY#2 offers some advice and GUY#1 prompty snaps at him and throws the contoller and pouts.
GUY#2 remarks, "you dont have to get all poopy diapey man"

by MISSMAYHEM13 August 24, 2009

nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010

penis diaper

Condom.

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.

by Rafael8 January 16, 2018