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Detroit Customs

Specialized work done to a car such as rust, falling off bumper, no paint left, at least 15 years old, stinks like crap, bald tires, backfiring engine, broken tail/head lights, missing hub caps, and broken/cracked windows covered up by plastic bags. These cars are usually found in Detroit.
That car is falling apart. Must of been takin' to Detroit Customs and got Detroiterized.
by Minimusmax May 14, 2009
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Castomel

The weekday Q&A guy from RPGamer. Famous for his lengthy columns, and utter hate towards Rhapsody. Overall a good guy. Friends with tui. Great schemer.
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"Cast is the weekday Q&A guy"
by O' Shrouded One November 30, 2003
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Joint Custody

When one nigga wont pass the joint to the other nigga...
Nah Nigga, I got joint custody!
by TiiingTiiing April 8, 2010
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customizability

Ability to customize. Originally conceived and formulated in the West Covina. Generally used to describe vulnerability assessment software to prospective end users and to let them know the shit works.
The customizability of our software is the number one reason why people buy our product. You can find a buncha hackers, crackas, and angry chinamen breaking into your network.
by Hordale-pues August 24, 2004
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customer

Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.
Customers make my work life horrible.
by Adrian January 7, 2009
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customonster

A person who, because they are paying for something, feels they can treat service personnel like shit.
Oh, the customonster at table six keeps sending back her steak.
by tomzone June 28, 2010
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Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 8, 2010
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