nail in the coffin

something that bring one closer to a seemingly unavoidable negative outcome such as death or defeat

Is this the final nail in the coffin for the coalition.

by The Return of Light Joker August 16, 2009

coffin rocker

(noun)- necrophiliac, a corpse fucker

" Don't you give me that tone, you filthy little coffin rocker. For the last time, stay out of the graveyard."

by Bess Dreary June 26, 2006

coffin-blocked

When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend

Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure

by Maggers53 June 27, 2009

de-caffing

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

by sheedymark March 30, 2008

Beef Coffin

A vagina.

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!

by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011

Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

coffin

A common name for the box Microsoft sends you to put your faulty Xbox 360 in to return back for a fixed one. The Xbox 360 has been infamous with the Three red lights which signals hardware failure.

Joe: Dude, let's play the new game I got for the Xbox 360!
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.

by Däni October 13, 2007