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O-crunches

Somewhat inadvertent "crunches," or quick contractions of the abdomen, that some women perform during orgasm; especially during multiple orgasms.

Alternatively known to as "O-sit-ups."
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" Tami cried during her "workout." She was too lazy to get up, put on spandex, lie on the floor, and do actual crunches, and preferred instead to stay in bed while Josh gave her o-crunches.
by magicalunicornfucker August 22, 2012
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Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.
Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.
by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014
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sidewalk cruncher

When a true alpha male, exceeds his bodies own expectation,his minds expectations and grows as big and as solid as a fucking oak.

This man can be heard from all round the town, even when he's sleeping! His foot steps crush the side walk and will be known as a 'side walk crunching mother fucker' people fear him.

He is crazy strong, and he knows it, he can crush mountains and end wars!

He'll just go out there and them troops will here him coming and be like, 'Is that a tank?' 'No man, it's something much worse...' 'worse than a tank?' They'll say. 'Yes, much worse, it's a side walk crunching mother fucker, and we better fucking run!'

Now I ain't no racist, but these 'side walk crunching mother fuckers' are usually black, but once in a blue moon, a white will appear from the crowd. Now these white ones are in fact to be feared, but for all different reasons:
- They wear these weird loose fitting vests.
- Weirder, low neck tee-shirts.
- Horrendously tight, trousers (or pants for you Americans).
- And to top it off, running trainers! wtf!

Not all have this dress code, but the vast majority!

Whereas, some of these white kind can be damn violent so watch out and be sure to not get in their face. Especially not on trains, clubs, fish and chip shops, etc.

Also if you happen to see them, don't be afraid to ask for a picture, they like it. It ain't like asking for a picture with a fat guy.
"You know mack?"
"Oh c'mon he's that sidewalk cruncher from down town."
"Ahh, big Mack, yeah I know the man."
by prian July 9, 2014
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couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy
Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.
by Real snigga June 7, 2017
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Toe crunching

When you fist a girl but with foot, by crunching your toes like a fist.
"I love toe crunching girls, it's so easy"
by Kailebthecunt November 21, 2017
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egg cruncher

An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.
Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo
by kingkeys June 13, 2018
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self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room
It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.
by hmcdesq October 11, 2018
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