Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

Crunchy J-Ho

When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.

J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.

by JTAPS October 7, 2007

crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

by Monique R February 22, 2009

cruncheese

Cheesy, crunchy, loud

"thats why I love Eta Cruncheese, crunchy, tasty, and loud

by crunchy November 17, 2004

Cranchety

A contracted form of cranky and crotchety, used to describe someone who is in a really bad mood.

You must not have gotten laid in a while, you are very cranchety today.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

Unlike Netflix and Chill, Crunchyroll and Cuddle is where two soulmates spoon and watch anime on Crunchyroll.

Boy: "Girl, wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Girl::"Nah, I'm in the mood for Crunchyroll and Cuddle."

by Victiniandthethree June 24, 2016

crunched

To be heavily intoxicated

"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"

by Sir Tali November 19, 2007