The Vile Crunch

Resultant loss of trillions due to the

dubious activities of a bunch of

" Cowboys " .

Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?

Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -

It,s happened since The Vile Crunch

hit town ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 6, 2009

French Toast Crunch

The delicious cereal mirroring the infamous Cinnamon Toast Crunch, discontinued in 2006 and will be remembered for its tiny sliced bread appearance.

Great tasting Cinnamon flavor and individual sliced bread pieces French Toast Crunch the taste you can see

by Eric42011 October 8, 2012

CUSTOM BY CRUNCH

When a car/ truck / van are totaled in a automotive accident.

" Did you hear about Stan's car?'
" Ya, custom by crunch."

by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018

Physical Leap Cruncher

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.

by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020

Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 11, 2006

crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003

polynesian crunch

When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.

Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!

by Cornfed_88 December 19, 2008