COUNCIL TAX

Council tax eg meaning the balifs

barry: who called??
carol: its the council tax!!
omfg it before they tear ur balls off!!!

by ugoScunnymateLOL April 21, 2009

Crunchy Water

Lettuce. Just lettuce

I want crunchy water

by JackMasseyWelsh September 4, 2019

carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

by City Lad August 13, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

by EBC July 11, 2007

crunch time

a deadline/the last minute

"It's gettin pretty close to crunch time,better finish that report soon."

by hipster November 10, 2003

It's not that crucial

A phrase created by me meaning it "is really that important?" or "nobody really cares."

Person 1: Oh man I got a 100 on my test today!

Person 2: It's not that crucial.

by kaylacrucial January 28, 2009

crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.

You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014