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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm
dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm
by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017
The process of which one's skin grows too thick (metaphorically) to the point where they don't feel anything anymore,
i.e, they don't give a fuck about anything anymore.
i.e, they don't give a fuck about anything anymore.
- What is wrong with Sebastian today? He didn't get upset when I broke his monitor.
- He has been feeling down latley. He is suffering from Crocodilation. He is fucking numb.
- He has been feeling down latley. He is suffering from Crocodilation. He is fucking numb.
by Master Of All Crocodiles December 10, 2023
AKA Mick Dundeeznuts. They come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below.
"Crocodile Dundeeznuts come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023
A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.
(tick tocking noise)
Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
by Vampira Andres June 24, 2023
by Jungle Dave February 03, 2020
Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.
Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?
Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.
Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.
by Josef McDoolio March 26, 2024
when you want to ensure people know how good or great something tastes (because crocodile nuggets are delicious!)
by boxerstang March 27, 2024