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Pa'Choco Day

Celebrated on February 15th, Pa’Choco day is the celebration of the cheapness of chocolate the day after the excessive celebration of the Hallmark holiday of Valentine's Day. Traditional festivities consist of buying chocolate in bulk on February 15 in order to give to others. Upon giving the chocolate is customary that the chocolate be shared with the giver, so that both of them can celebrate in a diabetic comatose.
Have you seen these Pa'Choco Day deals? Half price chocolate!
by RJB1 February 14, 2008
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chocolate shotgun

A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.
Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.
by Theofrostus December 9, 2008
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chococklate

"Hey Jason you wont believe how hard I fucked Julia last night. My only suggestion is that she wipes her ass, after I was done with her, I had a massive chococklate.
by Biddly Diddly April 7, 2015
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Dog Chocolate

Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus of a dog. K9 feces AKA dog poop.
"That dog just laid some serious Dog Chocolate on the lawn."

"Your dog can make some serious Dog Chocolate."

"I think your dog needs to make Dog Chocolate, you better take him for a walk."

"Your backyard looks like a Dog Chocolate factory."
by Rampage aka Lucky You July 9, 2009
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Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010
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Chocolate Booty

A booty acqired by consuming mass amounts of Chocolate
by Kevincanjuggle March 9, 2011
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crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.
That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.
by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009
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