crocked

Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.

"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"

by Inferno April 5, 2003

Crocker-Stearns

Also known as the Crocker-Stearns Extension, Crocker-Stearns is a street that crosses through several towns such as North Olmsted and Westlake, and connects major roadways to Crocker Park. The Crocker-Stearns Extension was built off of Stearns Road, and can now accommodate 4 lanes of traffic where the original Stearns was only 2 lanes. Many people who live on the former Stearns Road lost their precious front lawns to the construction and widening of Crocker-Stearns, but it was worth it. They can now get to Crocker Park in less than 5 minutes! It is also a street where many people like to speed, because they think the sound barriers mean no one can see that they are speeding.

"I went with Hannah on Crocker-Stearns to get to Crocker Park last Tuesday. It wasn't as fun as the Walmart, though."

by Ch-ch-ch-changes! July 16, 2009

crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

by Joantispam December 20, 2010

Checkered Flag (🏁)

A Checkered Flag is when somebody does something that isn't normal, but it is unusually hot to you for some reason, like a fetish. It could also mean that the person you like is hot if you're just generalising them as a Checkered Flag.

Example 1:
1: He says that I can stack donuts on it!
2: Oh my god, that is such a Checkered Flag (🏁)

Example 2:
3: You see Thomas over there?
4: Yeah?
3: He's such a Checkered Flag (🏁)
4: I know right? I heard he's packing as well.

by spriggan. September 14, 2023

Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.

Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!

by butpoop October 30, 2014

crockery

Slang: Crack, coke, charlie ect.

My dealers gonna pop my ass, 'cos i didn't pay for that crockery.

by MaLV April 24, 2006

Crackerean

The sounds non-Asian people (particularly Caucasians) make to imitate the sounds Asian languages.

Classic example of Crackerean: "That you know, you can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong … ching chong. Danny DeVito, ching chong, chong, chong, chong. Drunk. 'The View.' Ching chong," Rosie O'Donnell said on a Dec. 5, 2007 episode of "The View."

by Sue Douhnim January 13, 2009