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Crime essam A Pure F2p Player In Runescape. If You Want To Talk To Crime Essam Or Be His Friend. Than You Need To Leave Shit Clan Such As "Vr Clan" And Join Corruption.
OMFG I Saw Crime Essam!!!. Omg I am Going To Join Corruption Cause Crime Essam Is In Corruption Clan. Fuck Vr Clan I Am Gonna Join Corruption.
by Crime essam December 26, 2009
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War crimes

It's just that it's war crimes who doesn't do it
by Sans car April 15, 2020
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haynous crime

Refers to either:
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
Da term "haynous crime" could also humorously describe a combination of da above two examples --- i.e., how a delightful barn-loft tryst between a farmer's daughter and her penis-proffering lover would likely be viewed by her strict-and-feared "paw" if he ever found out about it, such as if said blinky-eyed chick "got a bun in da oven". (Never mind da fact dat SHE HERSELF was probably conceived in exactly da same way --- i.e., her "maw" and "paw" had probably shared a few "rolls in da cattle-grass" of their own a decade-and-a-half or more ago, causing an unexpected pregnancy dat resulted in said now-sexually-active daughter's existence. So said "Big Daddy" would therefore have "little room to talk" regarding history's merely having repeated itself in da procreation department!)
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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Rainbow Crime

A Rainbow Crime is when people of multiple races or ethnicities get together and put aside their differences to commit a crime in a joint effort. When wearing a ski mask, you cannot see the color of the skin, making rainbow crimes more common than most of us assume.
Chen, Lawrance, and Rihad all got together to rainbow crime their local bank. Utilizing each of their skills, Rihad blew up the door with explosives, Chen, using his superior mathematical prowess, cracked the safe, and Lawrance made off with all the loot in record time, simultaniously knocking out each security guard with well placed superman punches.
by silasam July 7, 2010
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crime time

The duration a criminal spends in prison.
His crime time is 12 years to life.
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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crime time

The crime time is a little over a year from now for this particular offense.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny
"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably
by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021
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