Creamy Pineapple

Having sex in the doggy style position while your girl is cutting up pineapple; then, when the time comes, bust a fat nut over the sliced pineapple and then she eats it while reciting "OHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"

Paul gave your girl the creamy pineapple while your were on a business trip last Thursday

by Creamyboi July 14, 2020

Creamy Tornado

After a monumental event with the boys, one must shoot their load into a cracked beer and shotgun the contents after.

“Nice bird, Jerry, now let’s see you shotty that creamy tornado.”

by Wiener74 April 19, 2022

Creamy Steve

The greatest tradesman of all time.

An absolute in the building trade.

Yes you are a good worker but youre not as good as Creamy Steve.

Cal and Jay think they are good joiners but no match, not even close, to Creamy Steve.

by Crumplesnatch March 24, 2023

Creamy Italian

When a chick is giving you head and you are about to cum, you pull her off your dick, push her head down, and cum all through her hair. U then use the cum to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. The more cum, the better the styling possibilities.

last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy

by aligator1 July 13, 2010

creamy dimple

A creamy Dimple is completed when a man ejaculates in a womans belly button.

"yeeeah man I did a creamy dimple last night with my girl"

"Oh MY CREAMY DIMPLE!"

"What the creamy dimple"

"How dare you creamy dimple me"

by FAST-RESULTS May 17, 2010

creamy sausage

A dish that consists of cock, balls and jizzm reserved exclusively for those that don't understand what creamy sausage is and that it is on the menu for the evening.

Honey, are you hungry? Why yes. Would like some creamy sausage

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019