Creamy Whole

As in a creamy White Hot Oral Liquid Explosion. A shot of whipped cream flavored smirnoff dunked in cream soda root beer.

I'm really hung over this morning, we slopped down way too many creamy wholes last night.

by EnragedChipmunk January 10, 2012

Creamy arse

Something that Conan McConville has... no one else

‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’

by Wheresthebomblikeaye March 27, 2021

Creamy Uppercut

When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.

After Fred gave Wilma a Creamy Uppercut her jaw, and self esteem, hurt for a long time.

by Marco Porno July 19, 2015

creamy sausage

A dish that consists of cock, balls and jizzm reserved exclusively for those that don't understand what creamy sausage is and that it is on the menu for the evening.

Honey, are you hungry? Why yes. Would like some creamy sausage

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

Lil' creamy

A cum squirt done by force to the face of a hooker or slut.

Hooker: Ooouu ouh yeaah
Jamal: Damn slut, you gotta tight-ass pussy
Jamal: I'm cummin'... I'm cummin!!!

(Jamal's friend Hunter comes in)

Hunter: Yo dog, that bitch ain't dun yeett son
Jamal: Wacha talkin' bout nigga?
Hunter: Give er a Lil' creamy
Jamal: HAHA get ova here bitch ass hoe

by Lord Dick October 14, 2011

Creamy Thighs

Someone who has perfectly thicc thighs.

OMG, did you see Kristina's thighs. Those are best creamy thighs I have ever seen. I just wanna lay my head on them.

by Milic May 7, 2021

Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019