Creamy Uppercut

When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.

After Fred gave Wilma a Creamy Uppercut her jaw, and self esteem, hurt for a long time.

by Marco Porno July 19, 2015

Creamy Tornado

After a monumental event with the boys, one must shoot their load into a cracked beer and shotgun the contents after.

“Nice bird, Jerry, now let’s see you shotty that creamy tornado.”

by Wiener74 April 19, 2022

Creamy arse

Something that Conan McConville has... no one else

‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’

by Wheresthebomblikeaye March 27, 2021

Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019

Lil' creamy

A cum squirt done by force to the face of a hooker or slut.

Hooker: Ooouu ouh yeaah
Jamal: Damn slut, you gotta tight-ass pussy
Jamal: I'm cummin'... I'm cummin!!!

(Jamal's friend Hunter comes in)

Hunter: Yo dog, that bitch ain't dun yeett son
Jamal: Wacha talkin' bout nigga?
Hunter: Give er a Lil' creamy
Jamal: HAHA get ova here bitch ass hoe

by Lord Dick October 14, 2011

Creamy Thighs

Someone who has perfectly thicc thighs.

OMG, did you see Kristina's thighs. Those are best creamy thighs I have ever seen. I just wanna lay my head on them.

by Milic May 7, 2021

Creamy Italian

When a chick is giving you head and you are about to cum, you pull her off your dick, push her head down, and cum all through her hair. U then use the cum to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. The more cum, the better the styling possibilities.

last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy

by aligator1 July 13, 2010