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Non-dairy creamer

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
by LivingThrowaway July 19, 2015
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Creamer

Put ice cream or whip cream on you dick and have a girl give you head to get it off
Betty gave me such a great chocolate creamer last night
by CottonCandy2425 September 21, 2016
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Cookie creamer

A guy that love coming inside mixed race girls.
-"Did you hear about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
by Naknamelonet February 26, 2017
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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.
I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
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Coffee creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.
The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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