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Tap Crapper

Describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them crapping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies hitting the toilet.
Larry: "where's Dave?"
Tom: "Oh, he's still in the bathroom. Got the tap on and everything, he's such a tap crapper."
Larry: "The man has issues.."
by MiZZ EEL June 20, 2008
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Crampsicle

A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009
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crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.
Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.
by whybotherbro August 5, 2010
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crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.
Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?
by loligon November 27, 2011
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crapper clapper

A man who, while performing anal sex, smacks the ballsack against the ass making a clapping sound.
Mike has huge balls. He is a crapper clapper.
by Crapper clapper December 20, 2016
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tub crapper

When a person gets too large for a conventional toilet bowl and has to crap in a bath tub.
by smollenkopf October 3, 2008
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girly cramps

when girls are experiencing menstural pain and need to avoid doing work
Tanya can't make it to the meeting because she has girly cramps
by lolcatBBQ April 8, 2009
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