crapic

Crappy on an epic scale.

That Will Smith movie was crapic!

by G. Brian September 29, 2013

Craplication

A poorly written application that is unwieldy, has bugs, doesn't work well and/or is not user friendly.

This craplication forces me to work harder because of it's shortcomings.

by envirocell June 25, 2014

crappiato

Middle class version of a McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (false) basis that you're going to buy a drink immediately afterwards.

James: Why you going into Costa bro? Want a coffee?
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

crappiato

A middle class version of the McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you're planning to buy a coffee afterwards.

James: Why are we going in here? You want a muffin or something?

Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato

James: You want any pastries with that?

Chris: Erm...

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

crappish

The special ability to talk stupid things more than suitable things. Language of who talks a lot of crap.

Kanye West talks so many crap that I could say he speaks "crappish"

by shickst May 29, 2016

Crapsicle

When your shit freezes into a solid, stick of fecal matter.

Jonny: "Hey, when are ya coming to the party? "
Jimmy: "I can't come right now, I got a crapsicle stuck to my ass."

by Analator 5000 April 21, 2017

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017