crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).

Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com

by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019

Cracworth

The town where a retard shot up that Asian massage place in March 2021 in Cherokee County, Georgia. Acworth is in parts of Paulding, Bartow, Cherokee, and Cobb Counties. 80% of the city's residents are white, hence the term "Cracworth" (cracker and Acworth).

Ayo you ain't gon' catch me in Cracworth or else imma be a dead ass nigga.

Nah that jit goes to school in Cracworth, for God knows what reason.

Why is it called Cracworth?
Cuz only crackers live there. Them fools and their trash ass city only worth about 10g of crack as it is.

by anonymous March 16, 2021

Crackwool

The gathering of lint fibres that collect at the top crevasse of a persons backside.

Max found a small ball of crackwool at the top of his arse cheeks.

by SamTaylor31 April 30, 2021

clockwork

A safe way of saying "Male Masturbation" in front of an anti-sex snowflake. It comes from the word "Cock-work".

Male 1: Sorry I couldn't make it to the meeting yesterday, I was so busy with clockwork that I forgot.
Male 2: Haha gotta love clockwork
Snowflake: Confused yet still acceptable to my terms of vocabulary use and it doesn't seem like it invades nor defies my restrictions of sexually-referenced wording.

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

Clankwork

Title given to voco-prophets: those individuals blessed with foresight and visions of the future by their patron deities Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin.

This future foresight however comes at an expensive cost, as they usually are drived into Touhou and Adeptus Mechanicus addictions over time.

"You hear about Ben? I heard he got turned into a Clankwork."

"Damn, that has got to suck."

by Curio Maladir February 1, 2022

crackwire

When you cut apart an android charger and strip the red and black wires to be able to hit a cart or charge a disposable vape by matching the red and black wires to the positive and negative ends of the battery you tore out of the vape, being careful not to break any of the wires inside of the vape. Mainly done by high schoolers who aren’t old enough to buy on their own, and who also tend to be broke as fuck.

Bro my dispo died last night and I was fiending so bad I crackwired that bitch.

by Eyyy yooo 😳 December 22, 2021

Crackwhore

Aria

Aria’s an absolute crackwhore

by itsmysecret October 3, 2022