Chocolate Covered Banana

A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.

"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."

by BondageTMA November 13, 2009

covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.

"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"

by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010

Covered Up

When the cover of a song is better than the original.

Ray Charles completely covered up John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads".

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2020

covered in shit stains

boatloads of shit

my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains

by chodebitch555 March 11, 2022

Coverted

When someone is converted from being against the COVID-19 vaccine and automatically abandons solidarity with those who were opposed (as he/she/they) were just prior to the vaccine. A coverted person is one who did not get the vaccine due to being convinced of its scientific validity and effects, but rather for reasons of practicality or accessibility (traveling, going to restaurants, etc.). A coverted person is one that suddenly acts superior to unvaccinated persons regardless of sharing the same opinion just a day before their vaccination. A morally weak person who is ignorant and judgmental due to their recent vaccination status.

Julien coverted when he went to see his fiance in Thailand. Suddenly he couldn't empathize with the community that was uncertain about the vaccine because he was going to get laid, swim in the ocean and eat green curry.

by PetiteSaucisse July 19, 2022

Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022

Covered Wagon

I understand.
Rodger, Rodger

Do you understand?
Covered Wagon

by Theagorist July 18, 2025