Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.

Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019

counter doxxing

When you dox someone who dox you or your friends

Person1: Man do I hate counter doxxing

Person2: Then don’t dox any one

by Jumping pluto January 20, 2021

counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.

She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021

Counter Snake

When your homie attempts to have intercourse with a women you then come from behind and have intercourse with him.

Jeff countered snaked me when I was Jennifer!
Stop yelling before I counter snake you.

by HAPL April 3, 2022

Counter Strike 2

CSGO but more colourful .
Glock no longer does the TUN TUN TUN and the TRRRRUN

Visually updated Chickens
Animated Player models
The same Youtubers
Laggy
Makes you even more racist

If i had to describe Counter Strike 2 in 3 words : It is good.

by the avrg neo-nazi September 30, 2023

antonio contreras

Boarder hopper and master pimp

Damn antonio contreras is

a pimp

by Boi andrew April 21, 2018

checkout-counter coercion

A.k.a. "point-of-sale pressure". Similar to second-generation enabling, this term refers to a comparably-shameless mooching-strategy that's used on someone when you're both out shopping; it involves knowingly carrying a cancelled/expired credit card or a debit/cash/gift card that has no/insufficient funds on it, and then attempting to use said worthless plastic to pay at the checkout. Well, naturally, when the clerk swipes your card and then regretfully announces that the card was rejected, this awkward and "unexpected" delay creates an acutely-humiliating situation, especially if other shoppers are present. So you first make a great show of looking shocked/flustered/embarrassed, then hastily turn to your shopping-buddy and ask meekly but urgently, "Oh, I'm so sorry --- I forgot/didn't realize that my card wasn't gonna work this time! Do you think you could pay for my purchases just this once, and I'll pay you back as soon as I can?" And then of course, your hapless companion finds himself in a "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" dilemma --- he can either get stuck with paying off a huge store-bill, or look like an unfeeling jerk in front of all those other customers if he indignantly refuses, especially since it would mean that you would then have to crimson-facedly tiptoe all around the store again to put all of your purchases back on the shelves, plus it would also mean that any money that your friend used for gas to take you shopping will have been wasted, also.

I prudently side-step any incidents of checkout-counter coercion by always making sure to gently-but-firmly tell my shopping-companions beforehand that (1) they will be totally "on their own" about coming up with the funds to pay for their purchases, and (2) I will **not** refund their gas-money if they're unable to obtain their desired items.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018