adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.
Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!
by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009
Get the crouching cooter hidden faggot mug.It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.
"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^
by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011
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Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.
Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
by Henry Litchford December 5, 2011
Get the Churching mug.when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.
Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)
by thebiggercat September 12, 2010
Get the penis clenching mug.It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.
by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011
Get the star crunching mug.a) When someone acts or says something that figuratively makes you sick.
b) When someone is just wrong in general, often due to being an unpleasant or actively ignorant person.
Is pronounced like the word "coffin"
b) When someone is just wrong in general, often due to being an unpleasant or actively ignorant person.
Is pronounced like the word "coffin"
a) Person 1: *does something dumb*
Person 2: You mad coughing right now, my guy.
b) Person 1: "Hey, I'm new in town."
Person 2: "Stay away from Bob. He stays coughing and will ruin your life."
Person 2: You mad coughing right now, my guy.
b) Person 1: "Hey, I'm new in town."
Person 2: "Stay away from Bob. He stays coughing and will ruin your life."
by Tha Brick is Hot April 22, 2020
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