Cosmic Test Factions 

The shittiest server in the world. Evz is a money whore and deserves to die

That server is almost as bad as Cosmic Test Factions

Cosmic Test Factions by FruitCoconut November 3, 2018

Cosmic Diaper 

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.

Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.

Cosmic Diaper by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011

Cosmic brownie 

Is what you call a gay blackie.

Look, a cosmic brownie is sucking dick

Cosmic brownie by Keaton MW. Boltz February 19, 2021

Cosmic Cast 

The funniest podcast on the internet, run by CosmicDomino, DaAngryDemon, IronyAmi, and SuperGaming Dude

Chad 1: Do you listen to the Cosmic Cast?

Chad 2: Of course!

Cosmic Cast by EveryonesFave May 24, 2021

cosmic food

any food other than broccoli.

"Are carrots cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Are mars bars cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Is broccoli cosmic food?"
WHACK
"Insult cosmic food like that again and you won't get any more"

cosmic food by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

Cosmic Pope 

1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die

that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit

Cosmic Pope by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

cosmic power 

After performing a silver surfer the man usually follows up by sticking his tin foil covered penis into the microwave thus causing it to spark just like the silver surfer's cosmic powers. He then proceeds to stick his penis into the girls mouth and burning her tongue.

My girlfriend broke up with my after I used my cosmic power.

cosmic power by Lukas Lunacy October 8, 2007