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corpse husband

An edgy guy with the voice of braun strowman if he had 2 hours of sleep and was being strangled.
Teenage edgy girl:I love corpse husband his voice is so cool.
by Necrozma Beam January 3, 2021
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Corplords

Small group of Corporations / Overlords that control the population of the earth by means of feudal master slave monetary control.
The Corplords have decided minimum wage should be low enough that the populace cannot have time to rest and think about the evil system they live under and who is behind that system.
by Ashsoul December 31, 2014
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esprit de corps

A French expression, meaning "morale." Literally, spirit of the group.
Cross-training employees may help to build an esprit de corps and give them relief from monotony.
by Skorocel April 22, 2008
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fuck the marine corps

when a marine realizes he was punked by the recruiter and signed his or her soul over to an unforgiving bull shit gang whose entire existance survives only by the 500 kilo ton nuclear destruction of the motivation, hopes and dreams of every single junior enlisted until they reach a psychological threshold of "brainwashed"
first guy: "Dude why the hell are we the only ones burning shit every fucking day?"

second guy: "I dunno man, fuck the marine corps!"
by SUCKMYCOCKSERGEANTMAJOR October 17, 2010
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Corporationalism

Corporationalism (Noun) is an economic and political theory advocating the rights and power of Corporation(s) over the individual, people, governments, locally, regionally, nationally and internationally. Its main characteristic are that it is fiercely opposed to "red tape", which can be anything from bank reform, union membership and health insurance reform to extra safety costs, the big corporations see government as a potential hindrance to their activities. Its main goal is to make the largest profit for its shareholders, for the least amount of costs. It is derived by the earlier concept of Corporatism.

Currently Corporatism is being replaced by a new, highly government- and regulation-resistant strain of "corporationalism". Corporatism has been known by many words in the past such as Corporate Capitalism Imperialism, Colonialization, Fascism.
Examples of Corporationalism include:

Citizens United v FEC(2010) landmark decision by the U.St. Sup. Ct., holding corporate funding of independent political broadcasts in elections cannot be limited under the 1st Amndt.

Massey Energy's mine explosion in W.V,.
BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill
Bhopal disaster which is the world's worst industrial catastrophe
by W&M1999 August 30, 2010
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Corporate Cocksucker

A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.
Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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Advanced Corpse Tumor

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.
Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*
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