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z06 corvette

A very fast american sports car with 405HP Stock. You see this engine has 405HP Stock. Their is no Honda, Acura or any poorly made import that has 405HP stock. In fact they all are garbage. The Z06 Corvette is a very fast car that will smoke imports. Just face it, imports are garbage. Sure you can make a Geo Metro run 7s on a quater mile, but it is still a garbage car. Just like Hondas and other imports.
A cold air intake on an import might make an extra 5-6HP, but on a V8 it's 15-20 HP. The exhuast systems on imports around 10-15. On V8s it is 25-30 HP. Just face it, the fastest import will loose to the fastest American V8. Also Cadilact has a prototype V16 that has 1,000HP on pump gas. Name a proto type import that can match that? You can't!!! Imports a garbage. If you like them so much move to Japan. Heh, maybey Japanese people like American cars becuase they are faster.
by John January 7, 2004
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Corvette

America's long enduring sports car. Celebrating 50 years of forward-thinking engineering and technology.
Often associated with middle-aged men trying to pick up young women.
Look at that dude in the toupee riding in his old 'vette... he must be makin up for a small penis.
by ebony luvr July 11, 2003
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Cornetto

A Conical-shaped dildo, that is kept in the freezer
Just one Cornetto, put it in theee! Deliscious Ice cream, in your pusssseee!
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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Corvette

Compensation for a small penis or erectile difficulties.
As soon as I found that I would be basically dickless for the rest of my life, I started saving for a corvette.
by import June 12, 2005
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mexican corset

used by mexican mujeres to tighten up cooter + pushup hooters!
fine latina put on her mexican corset. her lower set of brown eyes almost pop out lower set of lips so tight. I got so hot used mexican bedpan to take a piss..
by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
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creet

creeeeeeeet with an invisible c

The world is a combination of tc and cree. This world has a very deep connotative meaning. It can't be expressed in the english language but we can make an attempt at it. It can be used to say that a person is interesting or strange and does silly things. These things are very random and show alien qualities. People who are creet usually have an aurora they you can feel. You can't describe it. It attracts people toward that person. Creets are rarely found in the southern part of the world. They tend to eat a lot and have sudden bursts of energy that scare you. Creet can be a little crazy sometimes and eat trees. A characteristic shared by all creets is that they don't stay in one place. If they do so they will explode. This would be devistating and create a 9.0 earthquakes. Certain creets have weight issues but most don't.

The attempt to explain creet or tree was not very good.
creet can be used interchangebly with tree
by ngan January 8, 2005
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Corvette Dick

A small penis. Basically describes the genital size of the owner or the perspective owner of said car. Generally, the owner or of the perspective car seek the Corvette to overcompensate for their lack of bulge in their pants.
Man, that bitch still turned me down. Damn Corvette Dick does it every time!
by tylercee September 13, 2010
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