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Thanks coach

When somebody other than your actual coach attempts to give you tips, ideas, strategies, etc on how you can become better or how to perform something.
Real Coach: Ok, guys, run our play!

Ron: Guys, don't forget, Bobby runs around the screen and Robert passes to him... Make it a good pass Robert!

Ron's teammate: Thanks coach
by darcy mcgee December 22, 2008
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Cochinadas

A filthy mess; disgusting. To be naughty sexually.
The kids made pancakes and added added dirt--they made conchinadas.

That girl from down the street likes to do cochinadas with all the boys in the neighborhood.
by VIGRO April 17, 2010
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cochofle

Spanish, In Puerto Rico. Cuero, Putita easy usually non good looking girl.
Christina Aguilera es un cochofle.
by jorge February 25, 2005
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chorcha

Dejame ver su chorcha!
Let me se your pussy!
by Apeezy October 26, 2007
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Coach Joe

Coach of the JV B Kellenberg Lacrosse team. Vietnam war veteran. Coach Joe likes to yell at kids for no reason. He is a former greaser.
Coach Joe: Your not gonna make it to the next level if you don't work on your left hand, boy!!

Coach Joe is sucha boss.
by RNelly May 30, 2011
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coach rogers

The failed abortion that looks like the default fortnite skin a retarded FUCK whos mom didnt love him
by Asseater 6666 September 11, 2019
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Canal Coaches

A popular nickname for a not-so-popular company.

Traversing their way around the nether-regions of the UK is Canal Coaches. Offering shite service is simply not enough for Canal's; shite value, shite busses and an appalling safety record combine to make Canal's one of the least-like companies in the history of Lincolnshire transport. Even more so than Microsoft, I believe.

Canal's vehicles, bought in 1969 and not serviced since, have become some-what of a laughing point. You don't actually have to see the company livery to recognise a Canal's vehicle, the plumes of black smoke, the door that won't shut and the squelling fan-belt give it away well before that.

To give you an impression of what a Canal's coach is like to ride on, just imagine sitting on the manifold of a full-reving 1950's diesel engine, while listening to Steps and trying to ignore the vomit stain that is caked to the back of the seat in front. Nice, I'm sure you'll agree.

Complimenting Canal's appalling busses are Canal's appalling drivers. Beauty is not important for a Canal's driver, since any mention of the words 'Canal's Coaches' are sure to distrupt any courting ritual. A sense of direction, or, for that matter, an ounce of intelligence, are not important, since the boss doesn't know himself what the word 'Contract' means.

Canal's not-so-impressive safety record is also laughable. The frequency of accidents is somewhat alarming, the odd wheel falling off during a journey is not uncommon, and neither is the fire-escape randomly opening as you are going down a motor-way. Telling the driver that their is oil pouring out of the back of his bus is pointless, since he won't do anything, and even if Canal's could afford some oil, they'd only pour it down the drain anyway.
"I rode on a bus owned by Canal Coaches last night- the driver fucked my wife and the bus seat ate my wallet"

"The roar of the engine was enormous- shame it was because the exhausht had fallen off"

"I'd like to purchase a ticket to Hell please"
by Becky Barnett June 28, 2006
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