Cooter cough

A vagina fart

Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooter cough came out.

by Mitchwillwin January 07, 2012

poopy-cooter

when a girl wipes her ass forwards instead of backwards and smears shit all over her clitoris

I can't believe you jsut poopy-cooter'd yourself you dirty bitch

by trevinnation April 01, 2008

kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.

I Kentucky cootered that hoe.

by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 26, 2017

Cooter Intruder

A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.

"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."

by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012

antiq-cooter

Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.

Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!

by Stevie Y June 22, 2005

Cooter Broth

The fluid that secretes from female genitalia when sexual climax is achieved.

Eventhough I was coming down with a sore throat and cold, my girl STILL wanted me to eat her out. She said " Some nice hot COOTER BROTH would make me all better ".

by Mr. KSZ March 05, 2011

cuffy cooter

The fold between a female's butt cheek and her thigh. The cuffy cooter will be most pronounced in a woman with a larger booty.

I like to grab my girlfriend by the cuffy cooter.

by kb83079 August 23, 2010