conservative smoker 

1. A marijuana smoker who is conciously aware of the world, themselves and the influence taking place throughout. An active and progressive individual seeking more than just a "high".
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.

"Danny doesn't smoke blunts anymore"

"Really? Why not"

"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"

conservative smoker by yesy March 15, 2008

Conservative Action 

The practice of providing admissions or hiring advantage to applicants with conservative political or religious beliefs in an effort to achieve "intellectual diversity" in educational institutions.

Law Student A: "John Yoo's war crimes memoranda read like Colbert satire. How is that hack teaching at Boalt?"

Law Student B: "Conservative action can work wonders for an academic career."

Conservative Action by Richard Epstein February 18, 2011

Conservative nympho

A woman who is addicted to sex, but she only particpates in sexual activity with her man.

J: Man my girl is a nympho! I love it!
Ralph: Woah dude! If she's a nympho then your chances of getting cheated on are higher so be careful.
J: Nah bro, Lala is a conservative nympho so I don't have to worry about her cheating on me.
Ralph: Awesome! You're one lucky man!

Conservative nympho by vocabqueentoyou October 20, 2016

conservative dad 

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.

boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?

conservative dad by fortnut is dead September 25, 2019

Conservative Party of Canada 

A collection of knee-jerk reactionary Canadian politicians who have no minds of their own. Are at the beck and call of national and international corporations. They have been trained to bare their teeth when anyone mentions words such environment, national health care, women's and gay rights, transparency, patronage, the poor, etc.

Led by master puppeteer, Stephen Harper. He's well know for cutting loose the strings of any puppet who doesn't perform for him.

When I tell a lie to someone, I am considered a prime candidate for membership in The Conservative Party of Canada.

Conservative Party of Canada by oldfartatplay May 27, 2011

conservative parents 

The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.

Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?

Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.

conservative parents by senthurmanz May 28, 2018

conservative political correctness 

The right wing version of political correctness. It can be easily spottered with a sharp ear because most conservatives are easily butthurt men-women children.

Examples of conservative political correctness include:

Christian persecution(there is none)
Butthurt reaction when called a bigot
Offended by being called a racist when using racial slurs
When conservative women are called sluts
Whining about the word white trash
Whining about the expansion of LGBT rights
Whining about socialism(ie what the rest of the civilized world has.)
Calling Atheists godless or Satan worshipers

Using the words "White working class" when it doesn't exist. They are really moochers who pop meth and smoke heroine all day.

conservative political correctness by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 12, 2017